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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:26

Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Why would a person who is educated and skillful still find it hard to get a better job?
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
No way
Next, they tried...
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Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Still no good.
No go.
Then came..
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Sunt accusamus voluptates dolorem porro excepturi quis officiis facere.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
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Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones